Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Lines I Will Never Open A Story With #29

"In the beginning, there was The Word" or any variations of same.

An exception might, might be made if it turns out The Word is "flatulence."

I hope any Americans who happen to read this have a happy Thanksgiving, and everyone else who reads it has a decent Thursday.

Good night.


1 comment:

MR. NICK said...

Here's another one:

"Webster's Dictionary defines x as..."

Ugh. That smacks of amateur and I see it all the time.