Let's Talk About Me.

Questions via Marc Bryant. Because sometimes, your brain's too mushy to do much other than delve into your own navel...

2. If you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Lobster

3. Spell your name how it sounds.
Androo

4. Name one word to describe your personality?
nervous

5. What are your top 3 Turn Ons on the opposite sex?
sense of humour, shared interests, looks

7. Where do you see yourself in 6 years?
wondering what the hell happened over the last six years...

8. What is your favorite piece of jewelry?
My wedding ring. Kind of a win by default, as it's my only piece of jewelry.

9. What type of service is your cellphone?
Cellphones cause cancer. I use Tiina's when I've absolutely got to. I think she's on Virgin.

10. What do you hate most about N.Y State?
That the people who live there have a geographic advantage over me when it comes to working in my preferred field of employment.

11. What kind of car is your dream car?
One with a chauffeur.

12. Can you leave the house without makeup?
I can leave the house without pants.

13. What are your top 3 favorite stores to shop at?
Happy Harbor, any used bookstore, Mr. Big & Tall. That said, I don't really like shopping.

14. Do you consider yourself to be good-looking?
Depends on my mood.

15. What do you miss about being a kid?
The sense of invincibility and the inevitability of my own success.

16. What is your favorite animal?
Data the Dog.

17. Do you think you're going to have a good Valentines Day?
As good as any other V-Day. T and I don't recognize most holidays and we couldn't be much more mushy than we are on a daily basis already, at least not without a substantially higher bank balance.

18. Apple, Orange, Cranberry juice?
Orange.

19. Do you get enough sleep at night?
There aren't enough hours in the night for me to get enough sleep in it. Occasionally I get enough hours if I start in the early evening and finish mid-afternoon the next day. Very occasionally.

20. Favorite Channel on T.V ?
Whatever's got what I want to watch on at a given moment.

21. Are you dating the person you text most?
I don't text. Unless you count e-mails, in which case, no. But then, the person I date is within shouting distance at least 18 hours of the average day, so it's not like there's much call for that.

22. whats your favorite color[s]?
Depends what the colours are on. For clothes, black. For interior walls, yellow. Red's cool for most food. I guess what I'm saying is I don't really have a favourite colour, though anything in the watered down cream-colour vein isn't for me.

23. What do you want?
I want it all, but I'll settle for lots of money and fame. Actually, I'll settle for lots of money. Or enough money to live as I do now without worrying and a moderate amount of fame.

24. Who was the last person you shared a bed with?
Tiina. Cats don't count as people, right?

25. Do you talk to yourself?
All the time. Strangely enough, I don't listen to myself.

26. Do you drink milk straight from the carton?
I'm allergic to milk. But I would if I wasn't.

27. Who knows a dark secret or two about you?
Pretty much everyone. It's not like I have that many dark secrets, and the ones I do know aren't really about me.

29. Do you like Batman?
Depends on who's writing him.

30. Who did you last hug?
Tiina.

31. Do you swear at your parent(s)?
No. It's gotten to the point where I can swear near them and not feel terribly uncomfortable. Then again, it's not like they've done anything to me to merit being sworn at, so it's a weird question.

32. Do you like anyone now?
Many people.

33. When was the last time you lied?
I never lie. I frequently exaggerate for entertainment purposes.

34. Obama, Hillary, McCain, or Huckabee?
Obama, just because I like his rhetoric and I don't really know what he'd do or be able to do, but it'd be more interesting than the other three.

35. Is your birthday on a holiday?
No. Is yours?

36. What instant messaging service do you use?
None. I waste enough time on e-mail and blogging, I wouldn't get ANYTHING done if I had IM.

37. Last thing you cooked today?
Seafood salad melt sandwiches.

38. Did you have a nap today?
Not yet.

39. Who's house did you go to last?
House? Probably Dave and Lindy's.

41. Why is the sky blue?
I believe the particles in the air refract the light so it appears blue, but I believe a lot of incorrect things.

42. Do you like green beans?
No.

43. Do you swear a lot?
Define a lot. It really depends how comfortable I am with who I'm talking to and what kind of humour I think they have.

44. Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
Tiina gave it to me. No idea where she got it.

45. Have any regrets?
I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention.
No replace "few" with "many".

46. Do you use an alarm clock?
Only when I need to be up at a certain time, which isn't often.

47. Where are you?
Home, in bed.

48. Do you ever snort when you laugh?
Probably.

49. Whats the first thing you notice on the opposite sex?
The face.

50. Do you wear underwear?
Usually.

51. Who/What would you like to see right now?
A cheque for a million dollars that I know won't bounce, made out to me.

52. Are you social?
No. I am the opposite of social.

53. Are you afraid of the dark?
No. I'm afraid of what's IN the dark.

55. Who was the last person you talked to?
Tiina. Dogs don't count, do they?

56. Are you happy with your life?
The parts I'm happy with, I'm very happy with. The parts I'm unhappy with, I'm very unhappy with, but the good outweighs the bad.

57. Last person who you told your problems to?
I tell my problems to everyone. I think the last time I really dumped on someone was on my manager on Friday, though Tiina and most people in my vicinity getting a running commentary of how sucky my life is on a regular basis.

58. What are you doing tonight?
Sleeping if possible. Writing or reading if not. Watching TV if that's not doable, even though I'm pretty sure there's nothing new worth watching tonight.

61. Who's your best friend?
Tiina.

62. Do you think he/she will always be there for you?
I hope so, because I'd be in real trouble without her.

63. What is your myspace song right now?
I don't do the MySpace song thing--too much time waiting for other peoples' pages to load up to inflict that on someone else.

64. Do you prefer to text or IM?
IM, but I'd really prefer to do neither.

65. Who'd you get this from?
Marc

66. Do you believe the number 6 is the number of death?
No. I believe the number 4 is the number of appetizers, though.

67. What are your favorite magazines?
Don't regularly read any magazines, but if there's a TIME, Rolling Stone, or Comics Journal lying around, they get flipped through first.

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