What? I mean... WHAT?!?!

"I'm just saying, I don't remember a clarion call that said, 'Fannie and Freddie are a disaster. Loaning to minorities and risky folks is a disaster.'" Neil Cavuto, Fox News anchor and total douchebag.

We don't get FoxNews, and to the best of my recollection, prior to fifteen minutes ago I'd never come Cavuto's name before in my life (knowing my recollection and reading habits, it's almost certain I have come across his name before in my life... maybe I repressed it...). But it only took him 26 words to get on the People I'm Surprised Haven't Been Strung Up From A Lamp Post Yet List.

Hermits have the right idea.